Jordan Ellard
Professional Goofball
Winter Haven, FL
Known Aliases
Allen Ellard (Age 40, Dec 1984)
Crystal Sealey (Age 42, Aug 1982)
Granada Ellard (Age 57, Jan 1968)
Harley Layne (Age 31, Apr 1994)
Kenneth Ellard (Age 62, Jun 1963)
Alice Layne (Age 59, Feb 1966)
Floyd Ellard (Age 65, Nov 1959)
Galen Golden (Age 41, Jul 1983)
Harley Layne (Age 41, Aug 1983)
James Layne (Age 60, Aug 1964)
Jeanie Layne (Age 53, Nov 1971)
Joseph Layne (Age 46, May 1979)
Larry Layne (Age 58, Jan 1967)
Randy Sealey (Age 41, Oct 1983)
Randy Sealey (Age 59, Oct 1965)
Rebecca Noble (Age 39, Jan 1986)
Ricky Sealey (Age 44, Jan 1981)
Teresa Sealey (Age 41, Jan 1984)
Timothy Layne (Age 59, Aug 1965)
Allandra Vandenberghe (Age 42, Jul 1983)
Sean Ellard
Harley Ellard
Contact
Address
2920 Hickory St NW
Winter Haven FL 33881
Notable Achievements
� Stole 15 chicken nuggets
� Got stuck in washing machine
� Mom's DNA test
Current Status
Wanted in 7 states
"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
Bio
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- Professional goofball and master of larping
- Currently operating out of mom's basement in Winter Haven, FL
- IP: 68.202.85.96 (Spectrum will know what u did)
- Special skills include:
� Excessive goofiness
� Awkward larping
� Wanting to steal
� Currently being a larp
LAST SEEN: Running from the FBI while yelling
"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO??"